there's a man in the bathroom

Where I work, we're pretty sure in our communal bathroom that we share with 3 other businesses, there is a man that uses the women's bathroom. What evidence do we have you ask?
Exhibit A: A newspaper in the handicapped stall - Woman don't read in the bathroom. Unless you're a mom and you are in your own house trying to find a little peace. Which is actually not going to happen because your 2 1/2 year old just figured out how to open doors. And loves to try and "help" you when you're done.
Exhibit B: Whistling in the bathroom - Women don't whistle. Reference Snow White and the Seven Dwarves for more proof of this.
Exhibit C: This is the most telling piece of evidence. Pee drops on the back of the toilet seat. A place no woman could ever reach, even standing up. Someone at my work theorized that she could have been picking something up off the floor while peeing. But I still don't think pee could reach there.
Enough evidence for me.

A New Blog.

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