Where I work, we're pretty sure in our communal bathroom that we share with 3 other businesses, there is a man that uses the women's bathroom. What evidence do we have you ask?
Exhibit A: A newspaper in the handicapped stall - Woman don't read in the bathroom. Unless you're a mom and you are in your own house trying to find a little peace. Which is actually not going to happen because your 2 1/2 year old just figured out how to open doors. And loves to try and "help" you when you're done.
Exhibit B: Whistling in the bathroom - Women don't whistle. Reference Snow White and the Seven Dwarves for more proof of this.
Exhibit C: This is the most telling piece of evidence. Pee drops on the back of the toilet seat. A place no woman could ever reach, even standing up. Someone at my work theorized that she could have been picking something up off the floor while peeing. But I still don't think pee could reach there.
Enough evidence for me.
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I think you're right, and there is indeed a man in the bathroom. Someone should place a crudely written Post-it note in the stall, on whatever reading materials have been left behind. That will take care of it, no doubt.
i'm glad you blogging.
emily hasn't since school began
peter hasn't since....ok so he just blogged for the first time in SIX MONTHS
jimi hasn't blogged since april.
so it's a good thing
sorry about the guy peeing in your potty.
at least you don't have to clean it.
the clencher is the pee drops. They would be on the front if they were anywhere at all this is FACT.
guess what wavy typy thing I have to enter in order to comment?
ppeemco- which stands for pee man/ community office-restroom- is it a sign?
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